Juno - dir. Jason Reitman - (2007)
THE INVITATION (2022) dir. Jessica M. Thompson
Bonus:
Jojen is Fine, Actually: "Weirwood Paste" is Weirwood Paste.
CW: humanitarian diets, body horror, general blasphemy, mention of grooming (in the context of creepy tree wizards).
Okay so my being a HUGE Jojen (& House Reed in general) fan gives me an Obvious Bias against the idea of Jojen Dying Offscreen.
My being a huge literary nerd & lore geek, however, informs my Metaphor Senses that Jojen is Fine*, Actually.
The "Weirwood Paste" is Weirwood Paste: made of weirwood seeds, locally sourced. Said "Local Weirwood Tree" being. Y'know. Brynden Rivers.
It's Brynden Paste.
> supernatural // evil is a relay sport (insp.)
Dale Bailey, American Nightmares: The Haunted House Formula in American Popular Fiction
NATHALIE EMMANUEL as Evie
in THE INVITATION (2022) dir. Jessica M. Thompson
FOR ME BABAYYYYYYY
my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel
“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”
How long would it take you to walk from your home to the nearest grocery store?
≤15 minutes
≤30 minutes
≤45 minutes
≤1 hour
≤2 hours
≤3 hours
≤6 hours
≤12 hours
>12 hours
*If you can't walk that far or the roads to the store aren't safe to walk just pretend you can and they are for the purposes of this poll.
LOST in that fuckin sauce
honestly out of all of the methods of computer virus delivery out there the 'random mysterious USB stick left on the ground' is the most likely to fool me. no thoughts, head empty, plug that fucker in and unleash a modern day pandora's box on my hard drives
Protagonist (& Kat)+ Cheek Kisses
↳ “don’t call from home”